Um. Mayberry? #Phillies
First Pitch Pence. #Phillies
I hate to say it, but Kendrick did his job. 7 innings, 2 runs. Can’t ask for much more… #Phillies
Well that certainly turned into a shit show. #Phillies
Twitter fixed yet?
Kendrick’ed. #Phillies
WOW, that Pierre has a real strong arm. Ahem. #Phillies
Harper, the Golden Boy, was out! #Phillies
Why do I enjoy Black Books so much? Thanks Netflix.
Oh no, #Phillies suck again!