Wiggington. You suck. #Phillies
Whew. Papelbon is still perfect. #Phillies
The @zoowithroy JRoll Swag-O-Meter is trumped only by the JRoll Suck-O-Meter. #Phillies
Bandbox. #Phillies
Can’t we just settle this shit down? #Phillies
Shane goes yard! #Phillies
Dempsey goooaaaallllll! #USA
Chooooooooch. #Phillies
Holy shit! What is all this offense?! #Phillies
Thome gets a hit! #Phillies