Well that sucked. #Union
I just climbed The World’s Tallest Corn Stalk with my Fitbit. http://t.co/xES2ZfCx #Fitstats
Wait, what?
I need a beer. And a beer to go with that one.
If you are going to call me and try to sell me something, you probably shouldn’t call with such a shitty phone, mmkay?
I could watch this Duck Dynasty all night long.
Wow. Was the first episode of The Walking Dead that long ago? Good Lord, how far we have come…
http://t.co/wC4kNmAp Can. Not. Wait. #WalkingDead