Got the wife’s replacement phone. Fucking wi-fi doesn’t work.
“rsync: command not found” Oh come on, really?
It’s peanut butter jelly time.
It’s 3am. My wife is going to be PISSED OFF when she figures out that I’ve made a serious dent into her wine frige. And I hate wine.
It’s almost 3AM. I really should be sleeping. No shit.
I could really use a Bloody Mary.
Am I the only one out there that doesn’t care about movies in 3D?
Shut it you jerks! I’m watching #BreakingBad later!
I’m sorry, but without @LisaLampanelli , these roasts just aren’t nearly as funny. Period.
OMG Carrie Fisher. Good lord.