When your 13 year old daughter drops a $5 ring in the sink and it goes down the drain, you take that God damned drain apart and you get that ring. #DadLife
Walkoff baby, that's 3 in a row! Wooooo #Phillies
HE'S SAFE!
I would like to congratulate every #Phillies player in the dugout for having the calmness to not punch Neris right in the fucking neck.
Lolol he dropped the fucking ball on the mound. FFS.
You are fucking kidding me. Fire Neris into the sun!
@jasondaub Winner winner chicken dinner!
@ChurchofSatan Midas, Beggar of Treats. https://t.co/JCgZiaPTCx
Ughhhh why didn't I bet on the Phils?
RT @RexChapman: Cats. Are. Jerks… https://t.co/osyKQWQ7qN