Today – Mostly Sunny – High of 97. Good Lord.
Two chatty women at the bar next to us. Blah blah. Ladies, cork it, the #Phillies are on and you are annoying.
Heh. Flash Gordon’s son is one skinny bastard. #Phillies
Little Roy on the mound for the #Phillies and I need some beer.
WOW, I just hosed myself. Frack.
Chooooooch! #Phillies
Bastardo! 1-2-3 8th. #Phillies
WTF Canucks, you’re killin me here. #NHL
JFC with the pop-ups already. #Phillies
WOW. Cliff Lee, 10Ks. That curve ball is making everyone ILL. #Phillies