Take unhappy 3 year old. Add 5 prunes. Problem solved. 3 year old is now happy.
OMG new Primus album on the 13th? Why wasn’t I notified.
Expunging messages from server…
Neeeeeeed. Coffee.
Ross Gload!!!! Walk it off! #Phillies sweep the Braves. Yeeeeee hawwwww!
Sigh, old man Gload? #Phillies
Chooooooooch! #Phillies
Heh, “Let’s go eat!” chants. #Phillies
Gooooooooooooooal Le Toux ties it up! #Union #DOOP