I still can’t believe I have to cheer for Jagr. #Flyers
BONK!! Steelers missed the FG. #NFL
Time to delete my Google+ account. Really, what’s the point?
Just now watching the Andy presser. He’s pretty much a dick. #Eagles
Wow, Jay Cutler is pretty shitty. #NFL
OH. MY. GOD. LOLOLOL RT @HunterPence3: Enjoy http://t.co/ExTTYZKS
Mike Vick, “They call me Mr. Glass.” #Eagles
Choochtober is starting early. #Phillies
GOOT. Vikes lose. #NFL
Yeow. Bastardo. What is going on there? #Phillies