Damned root password. It’s so complex that I never get it right on the first try. Never.

Can’t sleep. Thank God for How It’s Made on the Science Channel.

I can’t believe I have to cheer for the Patriots. Sssshhhiiiitt. #NFL

You have got to be kidding me. #NFL

Anytime they show Eli Manning’s face on the sideline it always looks like he is having serious constipation problems. #NFL

Akers is still money. #NFL

Touchdown! #49ers

Seriously, someone needs to pound Eli in the face. I’m sick of this now. #NFL

How the fuck did he miss that?!!? #Ravens Damn you.

Ok. Bryz really really sucks at shootouts. #Flyers lose because of the stupid fucking shootout.