Doc hits a single! #Phillies

SAFE!!! Chooch with the RBI, #Phillies up 1!

Mayberry! #Phillies

Choooooch! #Phillies

Plunk. #Phillies

Um. He was very safe. #Phillies

This is apparently a Pittsburg feed. Which means every other commercial is about the Pens. Grreeaaaatttt. #Phillies

So cuttered. #Phillies

Opening day opening day opening day opening day opening day! #Phillies

So like, what does Mitt Romney have against women?