This 1-hockey-game-a-night shit is going to kill me. NEED. MORE. #NHL

Need. Coffee. Now.

I love Hunter Pence. I do. But he throws and swings like a retard. Sorry retards. #Phillies

Have Pete Orr. Will score! #Phillies

Holy shit, Schneider gets a base hit? Inconceivable! #Phillies

Worley. Best In Class. #Phillies

WOW, #Yotes up 2.

Well this is turning into a real kick in the pills. #Phillies

Galvis! #Phillies

This RT @HockeyHeartache: Now on to the Blackhawks Coyotes game. #cantgetenough