Wiggington. You suck. #Phillies

Whew. Papelbon is still perfect. #Phillies

The @zoowithroy JRoll Swag-O-Meter is trumped only by the JRoll Suck-O-Meter. #Phillies

Bandbox. #Phillies

Can’t we just settle this shit down? #Phillies

Shane goes yard! #Phillies

Dempsey goooaaaallllll! #USA

Chooooooooch. #Phillies

Holy shit! What is all this offense?! #Phillies

Thome gets a hit! #Phillies