Sleepy Joe Biden huh? At least he doesn't get tired from watching TV all day and then tell you to drink fucking bleach.

I'm convinced that the Eagles are going to be the first team to draft a kick holder in the 3rd round. Guy does nothing else. Just holds for the kick. Help me Lord.

RT @rreagles20: Jeff not tonight twitter.com/Jeff_McLane/st…

Please don't do this to us. twitter.com/FlyGoalScoredB…

Trying to sleep while in the hospital is IMPOSSIBLE.

In the middle of all this I'm now in the ER with possible appendicitis.

RT @ScooterMagruder: How People Reacted to Tiger King 😂😂😂 https://t.co/x1QnytmdGL

RT @TMacPhils: Excited to broadcast this game with @JohnKruk @GmurphNBCS twitter.com/phillies/statu…