Today – Mostly Sunny – High of 97. Good Lord.

Two chatty women at the bar next to us. Blah blah. Ladies, cork it, the #Phillies are on and you are annoying.

Heh. Flash Gordon’s son is one skinny bastard. #Phillies

Little Roy on the mound for the #Phillies and I need some beer.

WOW, I just hosed myself. Frack.

Chooooooch! #Phillies

Bastardo! 1-2-3 8th. #Phillies

WTF Canucks, you’re killin me here. #NHL

JFC with the pop-ups already. #Phillies

WOW. Cliff Lee, 10Ks. That curve ball is making everyone ILL. #Phillies