Can only find the #USMNT on Univision. Damnit.

BOOM. Game ovah. #Phillies win 5-1.

SHANE-O!!!! Goes Deeeeeeeep. #Phillies

Where is the real Polanco, and what have you done with him? #Phillies

BASTARDO!! 3 pitch strike-out for the cleanup. #Phillies

Glad to see Gload roll across the plate in his wheelchair. #Phillies

SHANE-O!!!!!!!!!! Big double!!! #Phillies

Damn you Chooch. #Phillies

Damn you Chooch. #Phillies

Thank you Dom Brown. #Phillies