Whew. Almost passed out watching that. #Phillies

JFC Herndon.

Bastardo fail. Herndon warming up? Nooooooo! #Phillies

Oh boy, here we go. #Phillies

Baez for assignment = good move. Now we just need Herndon to get hit by a bus or someshit. #Phillies

Chase bomb! Offense! Woooo! #Phillies

MINI MARTINEZ! Deeeeeep! 7-4 #Phillies

Wooo offense! And wtf happened to Valdez’s goatie? #Phillies

Wtf. Jimmy? #Phillies now down 1.

I liked Ibanez better when he was on roids. #Phillies