#Union defense falls asleep, now the game is tied.

Gooooooooooooooal! #Union up 1-nil. #DOOP

Whew. #Phillies win their 9th straight.

Ruh roh Cole. #Phillies

Eat shift! #Phillies

Haha suck it CC Sabathia.

Thank you Mr Pence. #Phillies up 1-0.

Someone tell @VinceYoung10 to update his twitter profile already…

Annoying bartender is annoying.

Yes weekend, you may begin.