SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT. #Phillies

It appears as if the slider is not sliding. #Phillies

Well that’s not good. #Phillies

Sorry. Bastardo scrares the shit out of me. #Phillies

Bastardo. Oh shitcacke. #Phillies

Need to take a blood pressure pill. #Phillies

1 pitch RBI hit. Son of a bitch. #Phillies

1 pitch out. Perfecto! #Phillies

Friggin perfect. Pujols really knocked the crap out of that one. SHIT. #Phillies

Vance versus Pujols. Um. #Phillies