Hey Elliot made a short kick. Things looking up!

TD Hurts! #Eagles

Not sure that pass was even thrown to him, but that's Brown's first catch!

WOW he almost killed that poor man.

Seriously what the fuck are we all even doing here?

This whole team is fucking dumb again.

Wtf play was that?

Oh God.

FIRST DOWN

I do miss the old days when first play of the season (and many games) was close your eyes and chuck it DEEEEEEP.