God damn that's a generous Cowboys spot! Water is wet btw.

RT @thisgrilllife: God bless anyone who’s job requires them to work with the public!! If you don’t deal with the public on a daily basis yo…

@DanSaysThat @SlippinBenny That laugh, oof.

Got an email from work about "shoot up your school day" tomorrow. Fucking love this country. What a fucking time to be alive.

This man is an absolute treasure. twitter.com/Jim_Gardner/st…

Flyers off to a hell of a start.

RT @JerryJokeman: Hire Lester Green to coach the Sixers #SixersOutsiders https://t.co/jAawCfRV1d

Need a Giroux goal here.

Hey @YouTubeTV, I saw your recent email in regards to Disney. Do you have a specific channel list?

I think the big thing everyone is missing in the Chris Wallace story is that who TF is actually going to PAY for CNN+?