SIT DOWN chubby. #Phillies

Oh good, Valdes is warming up. #Phillies

Holt cow, what a play by Howard. #Phillies

Holy cow, Pridie just killed a baseball. #Phillies

How long before the #Phillies completely piss me off today? Sorry, that is very negative.

Yeah, I’m done with this nonsense for tonight. #Phillies

JFC this is an amazing pile of suck. #Phillies

Hey, shoutout to the jagoff behind home plate taking pictures with his iPad. #Phillies

Hahaha sit down Larry. #Phillies

Hey Shane bro, try to use bro a little more, bro. #Phillies