Dempsey goooaaaallllll! #USA

Chooooooooch. #Phillies

Holy shit! What is all this offense?! #Phillies

Thome gets a hit! #Phillies

Fonty! Boooom! #Phillies

Nice job Wiggy. You jerk off. #Phillies

Jimmy! Still has a laser arm. #Phillies

I’ve pledged to my first Kickstarter. Tex Murphy. Money well spent. http://t.co/2go2gw9x

So, it was the Hamels-Qualls 1-2 punch, eh? #Phillies

Yawn.