Welp. This beer isn’t going to drink itself.

Friggin cat. He hears the baby coughing out of the baby monitor and he goes to investigate. Every. Time.

The #Union lose as well. #NoDOOP for Philly tonight.

MLS needs commercials. Or I should stop drinking, because man I need a pit stop. ASAP.

Holy shit. I just got Christian Twitter Spam. I say “Jesus Christ” a few times, and blammo.

Feh. What a great #Flyers game.

I don’t like when Lavy talks calmly on the bench. I was sticks swinging and fire coming out of his mouth. #Flyers

No, seriously. What? JFC. #Flyers

Well this certainly feel apart rather quickly. #Flyers

Oh Jesus Christ. #Flyers