Take unhappy 3 year old. Add 5 prunes. Problem solved. 3 year old is now happy.

OMG new Primus album on the 13th? Why wasn’t I notified.

Expunging messages from server…

Neeeeeeed. Coffee.

Ross Gload!!!! Walk it off! #Phillies sweep the Braves. Yeeeeee hawwwww!

Sigh, old man Gload? #Phillies

Chooooooooch! #Phillies

Wow. #Union down 4-0, come back and get the draw. #DOOP

Heh, “Let’s go eat!” chants. #Phillies

Gooooooooooooooal Le Toux ties it up! #Union #DOOP