Everytime Lidge touches his goatie, shit goes south. Just watch. #Phillies

Bases loaded, no outs. JFC Cole. #Phillies

Eat shift! #Phillies

I love every tweet @bryzgoalie30 makes. Comedy gold.

Cole Hamels Walk-A-Thon. #Phillies

Worth gets whiffed! #Phillies

I love Pence, but it looks like he is having a stroke when he throws the ball. #Phillies

Hey Dutch, get the F out of the way of the camera. It’s Kruker’s night. #Phillies

Doc Martin is a seriously great show. Thanks Netflix.

Yup. I am sick of this Hugh Douglass sideline reporting shit already. #Eagles