I still can’t believe I have to actually like Max Talbot AND Jaromir Jagr. Armageddon, I’m telling you. #Flyers

#Phillies at 7PM, #Union at 7:30. Need more TVs.

Early breakfast. S.O.S and a side of scrapple. Now I need a nap.

Spaceballs is on? How the hell can I go to sleep with that on TV?

Gload! So close! #Phillies

Herndon. My arch nemesis. #Phillies

Is it wrong of me to hope Ibanez gets hit by a bus? #Phillies

Chase! I’ll take a run any way I can get it. #Phillies

RISP 0-7. Great googly moogly #Phillies

Chooch! #Phillies