Mike Schmidt is kind of a yutz. #Phillies

Sorry. The DH is for pussies.

WORLEY. SPECKS. MOHAWK. #Phillies

3 pitch strike out for Big Papi. Sooo cuttered. #Phillies

#Phillies time.

Two words. Cliff. Lee. That is all. #Phillies

Cliff Lee will spank you and your momma. And you both will LOVE it. #Phillies

Oh yeah, nothing big going on. Cliff Lee just throwing another complete game shutout. #Phillies

Cliff. Mother Effing. Lee. That is all. #Phillies

Shane-O goes deep! #Phillies