Fargle Bargle Chase Utley. Fargle Bargle. #Phillies

“If you don’t have an iPhone, you don’t have an iPhone.” Thank god. #Android

#Union go to halftime, still 0-0. #DOOP

Christ. The #Phillies have completely lost their shit.

Is there a way to retweet myself? How the hell is Romero still on the #Phillies

Seriously. How is Romero still on the #Phillies

Right through Zagurski’s five hole… #Phillies

Canucks up 1. #NHL

Zagurski in the pen. Oh boy! #Phillies

Maybe we can end this little Kendrick experiment now? #Phillies