Stutes! 94MPH! #Phillies

Friggin Sardina! Chooch would have had that for sure. #Phillies

I say one good thing about Baez and what happens? He hits someone. Rat bastard. #Phillies

Holy shit. Good play by Baez. Don’t tell anyone I said that. #Phillies

Baez scares the shit out of me. #Phillies

#Phillies back in action.

It looks like a tornado is rolling through the #Phillies game.

JIMMY GOES DEEP!! #Phillies

“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”

“No more Cinderella Daddy, I want to watch Star Wars.” I actually cried with joy.