Wipe it on your pantaloons man!

Wow, Kendrick, king of the ground outs! #Phillies

WTF, Kendrick is winning?! #Phillies #OhMyGod

Ah crap, why didn’t someone remind me the #Phillies doubleheader was today!

So the #Phillies won eh? 9 runs? Heh. Apparently if I watch them at a bar, they always win.

It’s been a long, long time since I lay awake late at night and listened to random music in a dark room. I need to do this more often.

I know the pieces fit cause I watched them fall away…

Verizon’s Enterprise trouble ticket system is an exercise in futility. Epic fail from top to bottom.

Oooooo. The very end of Bloodsport on Versus. Yes please.

Byebye Luongo…