Shorty!!! #Flyers now up by 3.

Just had Emily tell Mommy, “I’m sorry the Patriots are stinky.” She said it perfectly too.

Why does Mike Richards always try to skate the puck through 4 players? Never works. #Flyers

Watching a really pregnant woman try to put on socks is pretty entertaining.

OH MY. O’Donell just took Kane to the wood shed. #Flyers

JODI SHELLY COAST TO COAST! PING, GOAL!!! #Flyers

Right off the Ref’s skate and to a wide open Thrasher. Thst was a real kick in the pills. #Flyers

The problem with the average “40” is that the damned thing gets warm by the time you get near the bottom…

Long. Island. Iced. Tea. That is all.

WTF, I have like 6 Nitzer Ebb albums.