Thursday, October 26, 2000Taking the day off is just what I needed to relax me...again...Jen and I took a 6 mile hike on a section of the Appalachian Trail called the North Trail. It was a beautiful day. I took a few pictures at the summit of the mountain overlooking the Lehighton / Mahoning Valley. And my two favorite pictures??
Sweetness...
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Tuesday, October 24, 2000Being stuck in a tough situation sometimes makes you do completely senseless things.While pouring this morning's first cup of coffee, I noticed that I was completely out of sugar. I ran; not walked; to the lounge/lunch area to find what I needed so badly. There was no sugar to be found. All I could find was a simple pack of artificial sweetener.
![]() Trust me on this one, you want nothing to do with this vile filth in a tiny pink package. It is the most disgusting and bitter taste I have ever experienced in my life. I almost couldn't drink the coffee. How can something so small taste so awful!?!?
Give me real sugar, or give me death.
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Not only am I bored this morning at work, but I also tend to be
a glutton for punishment. I have decided to pull aside a PC and
install Windows 2000 Professional. I am an idiot.
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Monday, October 23, 2000After an entire weekend of PSU nonsense, you have to expect things like this on a Monday morning...
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Give me a break, I am only human.
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Sunday, October 22, 2000I am becoming a regular slacker with these posts.We decided to have a little gathering at PSU. Yeah, here's what happens:
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Wednesday, October 18, 2000Maybe I am just a sourpuss, but I plain old hate small talk.I went to get a haircut this afternoon, and for some reason the woman that was cutting my hair just wouldn't shut her mouth. Talking about my job, her job, her kids, her ex-husband, blah, blah. Please, shut your trap and cut my damned hair, that's all I have to say.
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Tuesday, October 17, 2000Staff meetings tend to usually piss me off. But these days, what doesn't really piss me off?I love how people fathom the idea of having a meeting to solve problems for "the greater need of the many." That is pretty much false. Everyone sits and claims to be thinking of the group when they are really thinking in their own twisted mind, "How can I get more for me. Me me me." At least have the nerve to say, "I want all this for me and my decisions have nothing to do with the group." I wish my meetings would look more similar to this:
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And they shall again very soon...
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Monday, October 16, 2000The October 2000 Devil's Pulpit Appalachain Trail Hike pictures are finished.Most of these images are clear shots from the top of a place called Devil's Pulpit on the Appalachian Trail. I can definitely assure you that these pictures HARDLY do it justice.. I really don't have a witty comment for each of these, so you heard it here first. I will actually SHUT MY MOUTH and let you enjoy...
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This was, by far, one of the best weekends I have had in quite some time. It began with John and I taking a short off-trail hike of another section of the Appalachian Trail. We have both decided that the word Appalachian is an Indian word, literally translating to "ball-busting-huge-ass-friggin-rocks". We may be a bit off, but if you look it up, I'm sure we are close. Saturday night, Chad, Jen, and a large group of people took a hayride in the woods of the Mahoning Valley. It was surprisingly very enjoyable, even though it felt like driving through my back yard. There is really nothing better then about 25 people getting boozed up and riding around the woods in a cart full of hay. It almost has a red-neck sound to it, but I enjoyed it nevertheless. Yes sir, I have pictures from the trail, but didn't take any of the hay ride. Now I wish I did...I will post the pics as soon as they are finished....
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Friday, October 13, 2000Thank god that I carry my digital camera around with me, or sometimes I think that no one would believe a word I say.I can hardly believe people sometimes. They are generally cruel, inconsiderate, out to screw everyone but themselves, and they suck. This morning I noticed a fresh plate of doughnuts on the table in the middle of the office break/lunch room. Any time there is an open plate of food on a table where I happen to be alone, consider it fair game. Alas, this morning I was actually busy and I had no chance to act like the true vulture I am. I decided that when I did actually get a chance, I would double-back and sneak what was left. What was left you ask? An empty damned plate. And not only that, but I caught in the corner of my eye a huge juicy doughnut in the garbage. I think you know where I may be going with this...
![]() It seems that not only did someone throw away a perfectly healthy doughnut, but they also decided to dump this morning's used coffee grounds STRATEGICALLY around, just to make me actually think about removing said pastry.
I just couldn't bring myself to do it. So here I sit hungry and pissed off. Those
are NOT two things I enjoy being, especially at the same time...
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After days of anticipation, my new
Death to Clippy T-Shirt has finally arrived!
![]() Everyone in the office is jealous, and one woman even commented, "I like that! Watch out, you may get jumped on for that shirt."
The sexual harassment suit starts next month...
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Thursday, October 12, 2000For some strange reason, I am very adept at pointing out the obvious and non-important.
![]() IE 5's Discuss Button
It is both obvious and non-important. What a waste of a good button. I know it can
be removed, but it is all-in-all, useless.
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The Internet, sweet Internet.
![]() Godsmack's new Awake album won't be officially released until October 31st, 2000. I found it through AudioGalaxy and already burned the CD. If you have the means, get it, and get it now. Buy it when it is released. Live it. Love it. Just be it.
Few bands still absolutely ROCK the way Godsmack has and always will.
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Wednesday, October 11, 2000Man, actually being too busy to post sucks.Sucks big time.
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Tuesday, October 10, 2000![]() Jackass Suit.
Too easy. This one is way too easy for me to even comment. Nice one Mike.
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Saturday, October 07, 2000Main Entry: hap·pi·nessPronunciation: 'ha-pi-n&s Function: noun Date: 15th century 1 obsolete : good fortune : PROSPERITY 2 a : a state of well-being and contentment : JOY b : a pleasurable or satisfying experience Oh yeah, I got that. Finally...
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Friday, October 06, 2000Hey, you two goofballs, hold up your beer and smile.
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Classic. Just plain classic.
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Thursday, October 05, 2000Weekends are good.I need this weekend to happen, now. Badly.
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Wednesday, October 04, 2000The single worst image I have ever seen on any computer monitor?
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This little mudsucker. Die.
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I think I tend to babble about different forms of addiction a lot. Why should
today be any different?! I have been able to withstand my evil coffee urges for almost four entire months. Until today. Just walking into a room where a fresh pot of coffee was being brewed was almost enough to make me shake uncontrollably. But somehow, I was able to dig down deep within myself and fight the nasty urge to have a cup. Or two. Or more... No longer. I would like to thank everyone around me for their constant support. "Come on Matt, just one cup of coffee isn't going to hurt anything!" That's like giving a crack-head a free bag of crack. Now I am officially back on the coffee wagon.
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Tuesday, October 03, 2000I am SOOOOO tempted to buy myself a straight jacket, just to check the fit.
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Sometimes I truly find it hard to remember that I work in an educational facility
in which most of the employees have more then a decade of higher education under
their belts. This ranges from people with bachelors degrees to some
with their doctorates. All in all, these people tend to DIRECTLY MIMIC their very
own students, and act like spoiled children. Two teachers were basically bickering over a laptop that is used on a loan basis. The one teacher became very agitated and her face looked as if it may just explode. She then blurted out, "She has had that laptop for weeks! Others want to use it too!" She then proceeded to stop her foot and scream, "It's just not fair, and you tell her to let the rest of us wish use it as well." No lie. This person is generally labeled as a "Professional". Now I, the youngest employee in the entire place, have to mediate this giant ball of jackassness. Me, the very person who has professional wrestling figures on his desk. Me, the same person that still enjoys a good blast-em up deathmatch game of Unreal Tournament. Suddenly, I am now also the voice of reason. Two words for them all. Lock and Load.
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Monday, October 02, 2000I am in no way a vain person. I generally do not care about my outward appearance, but sometimes an image can most definitely capture a mood. God bless the webcam.
![]() I call this image: Today's Favorite Stupid Caller. It, "I think we need a new printer in the office. The one we have now is almost a year old and it still works great, but a new one would look pretty and smell nice. What do you think?"
Me, "ZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZzz....."
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