Thursday, June 29, 2000Why do people tend to transform themselves into drooling morons when you say something a little witty to them?Example one. My office is next to the computer lab in which we hold the school district's summer staff development classes. I was walking to the restroom and noticed lady standing in front of the door with the door open. The lights in the Ladies restroom were obviously off, so she said to me, "Do you know where the light switch is in the ladies room?" I, with a smart-ass grin on my face, said, "I'm not sure, I've never actually been in there before." She continued to look at me for a full sixty seconds with her mouth wide open. The she muttered, "Oh. OK..." Example two. My older brother also works at the same school district as a substitute teacher. He had been working in the district a few years before I was employed as the district's Systems and Network Technician. It's basically a long title what can simplified to "Computer Geek". I was walking into said computer lab again when a teacher said, "You look like Mr. Daubenspeck the substitute, are you his brother?" So I said, again with the same shit-eating grin, "No, he is mine." Same result. She looked at me for about sixty seconds with her mouth gaping open and said, "Oh. Uh, OK." Where do these people get their minds, K-Mart? If I were them, I would save the receipt and see if they can get their $5 back.
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Wednesday, June 28, 2000Good lord, someone please help me. I suggest that you never stay out until the weeeeeee hours of the morning, then expect to trudge through work the next day. It is far from a good idea. Well, when the going gets tough, what do the tough do?Find an empty closet in a remote part of a school building and have a little mid-morning nap. Thank god someone was in the building and made a thunderous sound in the nearby hallway or I think I would have slept there all day. Which, isn't actually a bad idea. What can I say, it certainly is invigorating to be a slacker. Try it, you may enjoy it yourself.
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See! I told you I make sense!
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I'm not such a bad guy you know...
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Tuesday, June 27, 2000Please return all seats and tray tables to their full and upright position, because we will be experiencing some major turbulence. That's right noble readers, it's time for me to criticize. And what do I want to piss and moan about today? The usual; people.People generally suck. I am frankly sick of almost all of them. All that most people do is bitch, moan, cry, whimper, and complain. On top of all that, they blame everyone else. I will certainly agree that I do more then my fair share of bitching and complaining. Although, when I feel that my life is about to flush itself down the proverbial toilet, I can name only myself as the official handle-puller. I'm sick of people blaming others for everything. "No one ever informed me of that" is no longer a valid excuse, it's a cop out. No one ever told me not to stick my hand in a wood chipper, and I know better then to try it. Don't blame anyone else for your lack of knowledge. If you are unaware of something obvious, please, for my sake and everyone else's, grab your socks, yank them up, and blurt out the truth, "I'm an idiot". Stand proud to be one of the many. One of the usual. One of the rest of us. And for all you folks out there who lack the courage to proclaim your ignorance and continue to complain, as well as place all the blame on others, I have one short and simple phrase for you. I'm coming for you. And I'm wheeling a newer, thicker Nerf bat. You better have a helmet, because I'm in the mood to knock someone in their melon.
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Monday, June 26, 2000![]()
OC-3 is good. Very good.
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I watched a surprisingly great movie last evening. I usually don't agree with
most of the major movie critics, mainly because they have little or no sense of humor and
wouldn't know a real good flick if it was driving a bus over their face. In passing, I was
watching Siskel & Ebert on television when a movie called
Cube was mentioned.
I'm not sure how old the show was, since this Canadian movie was released sometime in 1997.
![]() I usually hate movies with poorly recorded sound and music tracks, but the movie itself was so interesting that I could dismiss the poor sound. Six strangers each wake up in a fourteen by fourteen foot room, and eventually stumble across one another. They then surmise that each room is part of a great cube that is comprised of well over a thousand of these rooms. Some rooms, however, have fatal traps that have to be passed by. Each person, they learn, has a different skill that will help them in their quest to exit the giant cube. There is plenty of gore, violence, and suspense as these folks ramble from room to room, trying to find an escape from this great cube.
Two thumbs up from me, I think this is a must see action flick.
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Server software upgrades. You got to love them. For you folks not involved in the IT/MIS world, that for the most part means that you start the upgrade and watch it do its damage, all on its own! This total destruction of your current data can take anywhere from an hour to three days. Roughly translated, I have some free time on my hands today while I watch the installation percentage meter go up, then stop, then go up, then stop........... Soooo, the June 2000 Gettysburg Hell-Hike Weekend images are ready for your viewing pleasure.
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The final day... The 2000 Las Vegas Expedition: Day Five pictures are ready to go...
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I am surprised this weekend was as successful as it was. The "hiking" trip
to Gettysburg was beautiful. The weather was perfect, a slight overcast and
a bit muggy, but was overall better than tromping around with the sun beating
down on us. I again have to thank John for putting up with us again for the weekend. It is no easy mission to host three "beer bums" for an entire weekend, but you did it once again and we are all very grateful. You da man. As usual, I have some great pictures that I have to skim through and will get them posted as soon as possible.
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Sunday, June 25, 2000We need help.It's becoming inherantly clear that my friends and I have "issues". We spent the night diving into two cases of beer and a lot of old, stupid movies. Which means whats? They are my favorites. It is certainly getting late....or early.....
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Friday, June 23, 2000Picture time!The 2000 Las Vegas Expedition: Day Four images are now complete!
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We have a rather interesting weekend with plenty of activities ahead of us. The usual group of misfits is making the journey to John's domicile for an evening of drinks and conversation. We PLAN on rising early and heading to Gettysburg to walk a fifteen-plus mile historical hike. As most of our bright ideas, it should prove to be interesting. Fifteen miles should take us....three days?? At the conclusion of the hike, it's back to John's for some an after-hike refreshment celebration.
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Thursday, June 22, 2000I have added a new conversational piece to the work desk:
![]() Justin Credible!! The current ECW Wrestling Heavyweight Champion. Positioning strange things on my desk at
work makes these people always second guess me [which is a good thing]. Everyone
already thinks I am mentally unstable, why fight it?
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It just plain old "tickles me pink" when "old folks" use new technology. Four folks from "higher management" at the school district have now begun the implementation process of using Palm Vx's. There is just something that warms my little soul when I see someone of age try to use something that I have used for years and now consider second nature. I just have to smile... They get that little smile and then giggle like a little youngster with a new toy. Is it a crime for me to admit that something actually warms my usual black heart?
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I am certainly on some kind of a roll. Completed in world record time, The
2000 Las Vegas Expedition: Day Three ready for public enjoyment. Take a peek...
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Wednesday, June 21, 2000After a full day of loafing at work, I have now completed The 2000 Las Vegas Expedition: Day Two images for your enjoyment.I think this entire picture posting routine of mine is turning out to be rather a poor idea. It seems that if I slack with the "processing" of these images, I tend to receive three or four emails in my inbox scolding me to "hurry up"!! Damn it folks, what do you want from me!? [evil grin]
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I am currently still stuck in the Pacific Time zone. Work comes early, and I am still
awake at 2:30am working on my Las Vegas pictures. Yawn... The The 2000 Las Vegas Expedition: Day One pictures are now complete. Check them out.
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Tuesday, June 20, 2000bore(bôr)v. tr. bored, bor·ing, bores To make weary by being dull, repetitive, or tedious: Sitting here all day doing nothing bores the hell out of me. If this is what it is like to stay home from work an extra day, count me out. I never thought that returning to work could actually be considered a cure for boredom.
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I just thought of something that sucks even worse then packing for a vaction. Unpacking. The good news is that I have a lot, and I do mean a lot, of pictures. All I have to do now is find time to thumbnail and organize them. The new digital camera is really a piece of art within itself. I can't believe some of the amazing shots that I captured. I'm sure you will be astounded as well. All of my "soon to come" Las Vegas pictures are dedicated to John's mother, who thought I could never take a serious snapshot. See kids? With hope and a little effort, anything can happen.
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Wednesday, June 14, 2000I'll keep this simple and to the point.Packing for a vacation sucks. Big time.
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Tuesday, June 13, 2000This may be my last post for about a week. I have decided to take a little weeklong vacation to Las Vegas. It should be an action packed week with more pictures then you can shake a stick at. Since I finally received my new digital camera, I may actually take a serious picture, although I wouldn't hold my breath of I were you.Hopefully, this afternoon, I can locate a suitable "free Internet" company that will allow me to check mail and make a post or two with the trusty laptop. Either way, drinks are cheap and the weather is warm, so it shall prove to be as interesting as usual...
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Monday, June 12, 2000After more then five years, it is finally over. I am no longer employed by The Radio Shack Corporation.Most people that knew me believed that I would work there forever, but I had to put an end to the insanity. It is a great place to work, you basically make your own salary and there is always something to do in the store to help pass the time. I've won some sales awards as well as made a lot of people laugh and smile, so I think it was all worth it. The only thing the company needs to additionally install into each store is a liquor cabinet. It would make it much easier to deal with some of the customers. Other then that, I have no complaints.
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Plus, I have this cool Tandy Service Pin. Five years at a RadioShack store has to be
ranked up there with five years of some kind of military service somewhere.
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Sunday, June 11, 2000Rain rain, go away...Thunder and lightning too. Power outages really suck.
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Friday, June 09, 2000It has been a while since I have done something so ridiculous that I even laugh at myself. I was driving along a country road when, out of the corner of my right eye, I see a small gray blur dash across the lower part of my truck window. At first I didn't take much notice to it, but after I spotted it again, I began to peer in that general direction. It turns out that what I was noticing was a rather large spider running across my dashboard. At this point the game had officially begun.In one corner, me with my digital camera. Can I take a decent shot of this spider before he runs away? More importantly, can I keep from killing myself in a terrible car accident? And in the other corner, Mr. Spider. This was no ordinary spider. Mr. Spider had one hell of a sense of humor. He rather enjoyed watching me pick the camera up, try to take a shot, then listen to me curse as I relaxed after he scurried away.
![]() In the end, I was the king. Plus, I did manage to completely flatten about twenty feet of someone's roadside flower garden.
Sorry about that, but it was all in the name of stupidity. And that, my
friends, is far better then science.
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I feel that I have come to a minor accomplishment in my technology-based career.
![]() I have finally completed over one thousand data work units for the Seti@Home Project. Roughly calculated, I have performed over three and a half [3.6] years worth of good old fashioned number crunching. I have the SETI@Home software running on a total of six systems, ranging from my Athlon 650MHZ at home to our Pentium III 550MHZ Windows NT web server at work.
Back me up fellow tech-geeks of the world, it's a good thing.
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Thursday, June 08, 2000For weeks I have been looking for a "new and better" digital camera. I finally made the decision to order a Nikon Coolpix 990.
![]() Same great features I already have, plus a boatload more. One drawback is the drop in weight that your wallet suffers. It's average street price is around $900.
All I have to do is pass the time until it to arrives. The suspense is killing me. I can't help it.
I'm a gadget guy. I like new toys.
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Wednesday, June 07, 2000More page updates! As you can probably tell, work it not all that demanding at the moment. The calm before the storm... This summer should yield a rather hectic schedule. Unfortunately, I will have to actually work three full hours per day instead of my usual two [or less].I was so busy at work this afternoon that I had the time to crunch out a quick Webcam page. Give it a whirl...
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After only one cup of coffee, which is not enough by a long shot,
every one of our ATM hardware devices decided to take a dive. These red warnings
are not my favorite sight. No connections at all. 530+ computers and eleven
servers just lost simultaneous connection with each other. Thank the Lord above
for Voice Mail.
![]() Instead of looking into the problem, what do I do? Post it! I do have to prioritize things you know.
It is going to be a rather long morning...
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Tuesday, June 06, 2000I finally got to some of the much needed house cleaning around here. I started by completely removing the old DVD Weblog. I just didn't seem to have the time or desire to update it as much as I should, so I outright scrapped it. I did, although, replace it with a more generalized About page. It answers the question, "Why do you keep writing this stuff?" Check it out and get the answer, I know that everyone is <cough, cough> on the edge of their seats...I also reduced the number of posts on the main weblog page, so download times should be a bit zippier. And a finally, a note to my daily readers. Thanks! I know a lot of people tend to say, "I write this for me, not necessarily for anyone else. Readers are just a bonus." The people that usually say that have tons of hits and a load of people checking back many times a day. I assure you we all started off at the same place, the bottom. It feels good to have a few people check in often to see what confused garble I can muddle through next, and again I thank you. People still do generally piss me off, so don't think I'm letting everyone off the hook...
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When can you be assured that it is certainly time for a serious haircut?
![]() When your hair starts to strongly resemble a bicycle helmet.
"Matt, why are you always wearing that bike helmet?"
Yes, sadly, that is a real cropped image of my hair. Sometimes I even have to laugh at myself.
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Monday, June 05, 2000Saturday Maia held a small gathering for a 21st birthday bash for both her and Amanda. I was surprised to see some old friends in attendance that I haven't seen for over five years. It is also amazing how after that time, good friends can slide right back into the old routine without missing a beat. It was really a great time that lasted until the early morning hours, with me again departing a shortly after 4:00am.And as always, I have pictures!
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Seeing the look on your friends' faces when they realize they just received a bag of nonsense for their Birthday - Priceless.
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Saturday, June 03, 2000A great night last night, and more to come...We headed over to Chad's house for a little beer consumption. As always, we tend to talk about the good old days. The next thing we realize, there are more empty bottles and cans then there are full, and the clock reads 4:00am. Yeh, that's my ESPN SportsCenter Highlight. Da da da. Da da da.
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Friday, June 02, 2000This is the last time I mention my addiction with Unreal Tournament. Here is one last screenshot to urge you to try it for yourself.
![]() The Sniper Rifle plus my demeanor equals headless enemies. What could possibly be cooler then that? Thankfully, my boss snuck out early, so I got in some quality game time...
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Thursday, June 01, 2000This IS going to be a long day. Five hours, FOUR defective Seagate hard disk drives. "Manufacture defects" they claim...
![]() Two words. I'm sure you know what they are by now.
Seagate sucks.
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It seems that I haven't really taken a serious picture with my digital camera
yet. I was searching through my extra Compact Flash cards this afternoon, and I found a decent picture of a sunset. So never let it be said that I could never
take a serious picture...
![]() I'm not a goofball ALL the time.
Most of it anyway.
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Note to self: When you look as I do, never stand in front of a
video conference camera when a wiseass, much like myself, is viewing on the other end.
If there are people of a sensitive nature, or small children whom are
frightened easily, I would urge you to remove them from the room.
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I am dead sexy baby. I call this my confused, "What the hell?" look.
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